All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Fantasy football is a game, people. It's a game. Sure, some of us play in high-stakes leagues and the money can make people crazy, but it's still a game with so many things beyond our control. Make sure you remember that. If you're not having fun, stop playing. You're going to give yourself an ulcer.
So in the spirit of having some fun, let's look at some other rankings which are, in my opinion, worthy of debate...
Rank | Head Coaches | Offensive Coordinators | Defensive Coordinators | Offensive Lines |
1 | Bill Belichick | Josh McDaniels (NE) | Dick LeBeau (TEN) | Tennesse Titans |
2 | Mike Tomlin | Todd Haley (PIT) | Dom Capers (GB) | Philadelphia Eagles |
3 | Mike McCarthy | Rick Dennison (BUF) | Vic Fangio (CHI) | Cleveland Browns |
4 | Pete Carroll | Kyle Shanahan (SF) | Wade Phillips (LAR) | Dallas Cowboys |
5 | Sean Payton | Rob Chudzinski (IND) | Ken Norton Jr. (OAK) | Pittsburgh Steelers |
6 | Bruce Arians | Scott Linehan (DAL) | Mike Smith (TB) | Oakland Raiders |
7 | John Fox | Mike McCoy (DEN) | Rod Marinelli (DAL) | Chicago Bears |
8 | Adam Gase | Ken Zampese (CIN) | Jim Schwartz (PHI) | Atlanta Falcons |
9 | Andy Reid | Jim Bob Cooter (DET) | Bob Sutton (KC) | Buffalo Bills |
10 | Dan Quinn | Ken Whistenhunt (LAC) | Leslie Frazier (BUF) | Washington Redskins |
Rank | NFL Broadcasters | Cheerleaders | All-Time Favorite Fantasy Player | Football Movies |
1 | Al Michaels | Dallas Cowboys | LaDanian Tomlinson | The Longest Yard |
2 | Cris Collinsworth | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | Marshall Faulk | Brian's Song |
3 | Bob Wischusen | Atlanta Falcons | Randy Moss | Friday Night Lights |
4 | Adam Schefter | Miami Dolphins | Brett Favre | The Replacements |
5 | Mike Mayock | Houston Texans | Peyton Manning | Remember the Titans |
6 | Jim Nantz | Carolina Panthers | Terrell Owens | Varsity Blues |
7 | James Brown | Tennessee Titans | Curtis Martin | Any Given Sunday |
8 | Curt Menefee | Arizona Cardinals | Tony Gonzalez | The Program |
9 | Rich Eisen | Washington Redskins | Adrian Peterson | The Waterboy |
10 | Chris Myers | Philadelphia Eagles | Tom Brady | North Dallas Forty |
Rank | Super Heroes | Pro Wrestlers | Side Dishes | Candy |
1 | Wolverine | Ric Flair | Baked Potato | Swedish Fish |
2 | Green Lantern | Rowdy Roddy Piper | Creamed Spinach | Reeses' Peanut Butter Cups |
3 | Flash | Andre the Giant | Potato Salad | Charleston Chew |
4 | Daredevil | The Undertaker | Cole Slaw | Skittles |
5 | Spiderman | Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka | Dill Pickle | Pop Rocks |
6 | Superman | Hulk Hogan | Corn on the Cob | Twizzlers |
7 | Captain America | Brett Hart | Baked Beans | Smarties |
8 | Punisher | Stone Cold Steve Austin | Grilled Asparagus | Pez |
9 | Wonder Woman | Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson | Macaroni Salad | Milk Duds |
10 | Batman | George 'The Animal' Steele | Cornbread | Peeps |
Rank | Binge-Worthy TV Shows | Game Shows | Distractions from Work | Phish Songs |
1 | Game of Thrones | The Price is Right | Fantasy Sports | Slave to the Traffic Light |
2 | House of Cards | Jeopardy | Fluffhead | |
3 | Orange is the New Black | Wheel of Fortune | Tweezer | |
4 | 24 | Family Feud | Computer Solitaire | Carini |
5 | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia | The Newlywed Game | Candy Crush | Run Like an Antelope |
6 | Curb Your Enthusiasm | Hollywood Squares | Farmville | The Lizards |
7 | Parks & Recreation | The Joker's Wild | Words with Friends | The Mango Song |
8 | Party Down | Card Sharks | Water Cooler Chats | Julius |
9 | Arrested Development | Match Game | Online Quizzes | Reba |
10 | The League | Supermarket Sweep | Staring into Space | Suzy Greenberg |