A new NFL season is here and, with it comes many different hopes and dreams across all 32 team fan bases, fantasy football players, bettors and people who play Loserball. For the latter, it’s those who cheer for the blunders, gaffes and hilarity of football.

Loserball is reverse fantasy football with negative points awarded for the worst plays. You pick three NFL teams each week with the lowest point total winning prizes. Get in the huddle with the #FA Family and play in their weekly Loserball league! Join for free here.

On the brink of the 2024-25 NFL season, we present our Loserball Wish List to bring us nothing but negative points when our teams lay an egg!

 

 

 

#5: The Cowboys continue to mess with Dak Prescott

It’s been a glorious offseason for the Dallas Cowboys in Loserball – defensive coordinator Dan Quinn gone, QB Trey Lance returns and owner Jerry Jones has created the ultimate backfield of buffoonery with “scrap heap” RBs Royce Freeman and Dalvin Cook, “not your daddy’s” Ezekiel Elliott and the truly inspiring lead-dog in Rico Dowdle!

But nothing Dallas has done this summer can trump the mind games and curious nature of the incredibly mismanaged contract status of QB Dak Prescott. As QBs around the league are all getting paid and Dak’s own teammates are hiring armored guards to transport their game checks, this situation is ripe for a beautiful blow up!

#4: The Steelers decide to play Russell Wilson & Justin Fields together

New offensive coordinator Arthur Smith plays too slow and conservative to rack up any serious points in Loserball. There’s nothing worse than the “Hey Diddle, Diddle, let’s run up the middle” approach.

We’re hoping for a much more exciting style of football featuring two passers on the field together with plenty of fakes, laterals, confusion and drama!

#3: “Riverboat” Ron Rivera gets another head coaching gig

Way too much math is being used by the new school head coaches - not only is math boring, but it also improves offensive success rates.

Loserball much prefers the old school going with their gut and making highly volatile and spontaneous decisions which light up the scoreboard.

 

 

 

#2: More Safety dances

There’s no bigger play in Loserball than the -250-point safety, but the most exciting moment in the game doesn’t happen nearly enough. Only 17 safeties were scored in 2023-24, and 18 NFL teams failed to record a single tackle in their opponent’s end zone! 

Who could forget last season’s “Christmas Day Miracle” safety taken by QB Lamar Jackson at San Francisco, leading the Ravens to become the top-scoring Loserball team of the week? We implore offensive coaches to get far more aggressive on their own goal line - for the good of the game!

#1: Jameis Winston starts at QB… anywhere!

Whether you’re playing Loserball, fantasy football or betting on the NFL, we can all agree nothing keeps you on the edge of your seat like watching Jameis “You Only Live Once” Winston line up under center.

He’s going to pass the football, it’s going to be deep, there’s going to be a big play and there’s an equal chance the defense scores than the offense. Plus, we need more legendary pregame speeches! 

Pray For Our Wish List & Get Started Today!

We can’t expect all our wishes to come true, but we can expect a hilarious and completely reimagined style of fantasy football!

We’re pumped up to be playing with you this season, and Loserball is incredibly easy to play. It’s the most fun you can have rooting for mistakes - join the party today with a free sign-up here.