| | Players to Own | Players to Avoid | Best Adult Cartoon | Best Beards |
| 1 | Yasmani Grandal | Gary Sanchez | South Park | Sergio Romo |
| 2 | Freddie Freeman | Michael Napoli | Archer | Dallas Keuchel |
| 3 | Javier Baez | Jonathan Schoop | Robot Chicken | Matt Shoemaker |
| 4 | Evan Longoria | Jake Lamb | Beavis and Butthead | Tim Collins |
| 5 | Jose Peraza | Jedd Gyorko | The Ren & Stimpy Show | Josh Harrison |
| 6 | Randal Grichuk | Yasmany Tomas | Bob's Burgers | Marwin Gonzalez |
| 7 | Aaron Nola | Kenta Maeda | Star Wars: The Clone Wars | Ricky Nolasco |
| 8 | Sean Manaea | Jon Gray | Simpsons | Paulo Orlando |
| 9 | Kevin Gausman | Steven Matz | Family Guy | Derek Norris |
| 10 | Hector Rondon | Jeurys Familia | The Boondocks | Rollie Fingers |
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| | Best Swing | Best Films of 2016 | Best Holiday Movie | Best Stadium |
| 1 | Ken Grffey Jr. | The Shallows | Halloween | AT&T Park |
| 2 | Ted Williams | Captain America: Civil War | It's a Wonderful Life | Wrigley Field |
| 3 | Albert Pujols | Rougue One: A Star Wars Story | Elf | Fenway Park |
| 4 | Will Clark | Deadpool | Bride of Frankenstein | Petco |
| 5 | Larry Walker | Sausage Party | A Christmas Story | PNC Park |
| 6 | Joe DiMaggio | Jason Bourne | Trick or Treat | Coors Field |
| 7 | Miguel Cabrera | Doctor Strange | Bad Santa | Camden Yards |
| 8 | Bryce Harper | Batman v Superman | Nightmare Before Christmas | Kauffman Stadium |
| 9 | Ichiro Suzuki | Zootopia | Anything w/ Lacey Chabert | Dodger Stadium |
| 10 | Barry Bonds | Nuts! | Hoilday Inn | Busch Stadium |
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| | Best Baseball Games | Best Voice | Best Super Hero Costume | Best Baseball Movie |
| 1 | RBI Baseball | Kelly Clarkson | Wonder Woman | The Natural |
| 2 | Home Run | Grace Potter | Captain America | Field of Dreams |
| 3 | Triple Play | Alanis Morissette | The Dark Knight | The Bad News Bears |
| 4 | Nintendo Baseball | Jill Scott | Vampirella | Bull Durham |
| 5 | The Show | Ann Wilson | Harley Quinn | The Pride of the Yankees |
| 6 | Major League Baseball | K.D. Lang | Iron Man | For the Love Of The Game |
| 7 | Bases Loaded | Toni Braxton | Red Sonja | 42 |
| 8 | Baseball Stars | Alicia Keys | Blakc Widow | The Sandlot |
| 9 | Earl Weaver Baseball | Billie Holiday | Superman | Eight Men Out |
| 10 | World Series Baseball | Pink | Super Girl | Moneyball |
