The Orioles are looking to club teams into submission. With a struggling closer an a beat up and slumping starting rotation, they realize that the only way for them to make the playoffs this season might be to bash their way into the second season. They already have a lineup filled with batters that can make that dream a reality, but they are not going to rest on their laurels. To that end they've decided that they need another bat, another masher, so they've claimed two guys off waivers to accomplish their goal of rostering the best daily lineup in baseball. Who are those two players, what are their outlooks, an is it possible the club could end up with both of them?